Zooey Deschanel has officially run out of cuteness in this depressing iPhone ad

Watching the sometimes too-adorable actress phone in a half-assed performance to the half-assed writing of this iPhone spot was almost depressing.

And, as Death + Taxes notes, "really? you’re getting tomato soup delivered?"

But perhaps the worst part of this is the over-promising of Siri's conversationality, as this nerdy guy demonstrates:

Gah.