F'd Ad Fridays: Return of the merkin

Fanny Hill probably rocked one. Why wouldn't you?

If you've never heard the word "merkin" before, make it your word of the day. Dating back to the 1600s or earlier, the term describes a pubic wig worn by prostitutes who had denuded their pudenda as a precaution against catching and spreading crabs.

Well, in a time when women are messing with pubic perfection like never before, Real Housewife of New York Cindy Barshop is offering fantasy merkin installation at her spa:



Made of dyed fox fur and feathers, these things are the next logical step in the whole "vajazzling" trend. Whatever.

Via Spa Week

F'd Ad Fridays: Pubic hairstyle guide

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I hope they have this on the wall at Queen Bee's waxing station. Some of them are pretty clever, although Copyranter may want to add the "Mein Fur" to his list of stupid Hitler references in advertising. Also, why is the "Zeus" not called the "Bowie"?

Via Ads of The World

F'd Ad Fridays: Faux commando panties

Apparently this is a real thing:

An anonymous reviewer from Brides wrote:

"The pube panty tour of the office elicited equal parts horror and delight, so I took them home for a real trial. Once my husband realized what he was looking at (it took a while for his brain to register these were panties, not my actual flesh) he laughed for quite a while. I turned to the full-length mirror, and without my contacts in, I swear I couldn't see the difference between these panties and the real deal. Consider me oddly impressed."

Okay, then.