Most cynical use of sex in advertising of the week

Okay, it's only Monday and this ad launched last Friday. But try to glean one spec of useful consumer information from this ad:



I guess this is pretty tame for a Kate Upton ad, though. At least she's not simulating sex with a burger in public,  erotically teaching a group of jocks how to use their fingers or using her breasts to win staring contests.

But at least those ads had some sort of concept, as exploitative as it was.

Via Buzzfeed

Kate Upton simulates sex with a hamburger

I couldn't be bothered to watch the Oscars last night, but apparently it premiered the new Carl's Jr. ad with the swimsuit model that everyone's been waiting for.



Sex in food advertising is the oldest trick in the book. The problem is, as people get used to more and more explicit ads, it takes more and more "heat" to break through. Which means you can expect to see the models actually having intercourse with the food in about three years.

Via The Daily What

Model teaches jocks proper fingering technique #FdAdFriday

Supermodel Kate Upton is a pro at home video games. Who knew?

So here she is coaching Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers, David Price of the Tampa Bay Rays, Jay Bruce of the Cincinnati Reds and Los Angeles Angels pitcher C.J. Wilson how to handle their bats and balls in Major League Baseball 2K12.



Ummm... head

Via James Addicted