AdFreak shared this bizarre standee from Germany, advertising Jack Link's beef jerky.
There is simply no way I want to associate leathery preserved meat with sex. Hell, I didn't even like it when Lady Gaga wore fresh steak.
A little Gooogling revealed that not only is this campaign well known in Europe, but Jack's links actually teamed up with Maxim UK to run a contest across the continent to find the next "Jack's Girl".
Here's the winner, "Tillie T from Nottingham, UK":
